Chad is not your average Polish descendent, you blame him for a string of horrific TPing crimes and he invites you to Pizzapapalis. He is introspective, blunt, obnoxious (at times), competitive and just plain fun! In order to have a good time with Chad Machinski, do absolutely nothing and you can count on the nothing turning into something. Games you will beat him in: Fooseball, Phase 10, Trouble. Ask him to play one of these three games and you are guaranteed a win! ;) Things not to give Chad: mint chocolate, strawberries, cheese, soup, books about the Holocaust, and encouragement to shave his head. Things to give Chad: Chipotle, a puppy, a record player, a poke in the stomach, Asics and encouragement to shave his mustache.
 |
| Chad tried to grow his hair out for a year. |
 |
| The result of this aspiration- three months later. |
 |
Oh Chad, Skype is not the time nor the place.
|
 |
| Chad, The Thinker |
To know Chad is to love him.
0 comments:
Post a Comment